Up The Iguazu

 

Iguazu Falls, about 800 miles north of Buenos Aires, was worth every bit of the project it was to get there. Our mid afternoon flight was delayed until nearly eleven and even then the gate agent advised us that weather might make landing difficult. She informed us the pilot would try to land, but if that didn’t work out (presumably not as an unsuccessful attempt), we would return to Buenos Aires for another try the next day. I’m convinced the training manual for gate agents does not include phrases like “try to land”. Anyway, we successfully completed the late night attempt as the pilot slammed the plane down on the runway hard enough to bottom out the shock absorbers. It was one of those flights on which passengers applaud as the plane comes to a stop.

We decided to visit the Argentine side of the falls first. It was a drizzly and damp day, but the only one we had, so off we went into the mist. Jaguars run wild in the jungle that surrounds us and we found it interesting there were so many warning signs along the highway. I suppose they don’t do well with cars. Or perhaps, the signs are warning drivers not to get out to take a break or check a tire. I didn’t ask.

I worked in Niagara Falls for a bit in the 1970’s and we visited Victoria Falls in Zambia some years ago. This monster waterfall took Niagara down several notches and rivaled Victoria in magnitude and intensity. We wound our way a half mile or more on elevated metal catwalks that were slippery from the constant mist. I was amazed they could have been built so sturdily over the rushing water. We saw our first Toucans other than in captivity or on a box of Fruit Loops. I was surprised they could fly with beaks nearly as long as their bodies. There were plenty of interesting plants and other birds that we had never seen before. We were able to get right up to the edge of the Falls and, unable to converse due to the roar, enjoyed the incredible display of nature together yet to ourselves.

On day two, we crossed the border to see the falls from the Brazilian side. I had our passports as required, but had not been informed we needed proof of vaccination. I had an image of our most recent cards on my phone but got a frown from the border agent when I produced it. Then on a hunch, I pulled up the pictures I had of Susan taken in Rome last Fall with Brazilian President Balsonero. The agent snapped up my phone with apparent glee and quickly shared the photo with her pals behind the glass wall. We got celebrity treatment from there, ushered through the line and out the door into “the land of palms”.

The Brazilian experience exceeded the previous day in proximity and pleasure. We had signed up for a boat ride that would take us not merely up to the falling water, but under it. The journey made the biggest and wildest roller coasters we’d been on seem like kiddie rides. The pilot raced up the river against the rushing water - zooming in, out, over and through huge whirlpools and giant walls of water flying at us from all directions. The rubber boat flew up, crashed down and lurched from side to side. As we approached the cascade all I could hear was Susan screaming even louder than the crushing water above us. I ducked. After we passed through the waterfall, the pilot put the vessel in reverse and drenched us again. The ride back to the dock was another flight through and over the wild rapids. We were exhilarated.

Any thought that would be the highlight was extinguished when we walked out on catwalks and platforms that took us right back to the thundering waterfalls. We were drenched again by mist and sprays and at times it seemed were part of the cascades. Iguazu was an unforgettable experience. I’d go again in a minute and wish it wasn’t so far away.

We’ve been on a steak kick ever since arriving in Argentina. I’m writing this on our sixth day here. We’ve had five steaks. I swear off the stuff every afternoon yet go back for more every night. The french fries are to die for. We’ve had the same dinner almost every night. In Iguazu, there was live music and tango in the background. Here in Buenos Aires, we’ve found a local parrilla (steak place). There's no entertainment, but the food, service and friendly reception cannot be beat. Now I know the true origin of the word “vaca-ciones”. We will need the meat break.

We learned from our hotel desk manager that we could exchange dollars for pesos on the black market and get twice the official rate. Suddenly, everything we might purchase became “half price”. Susan practically ran down the street to the money changer with every greenback she could find in her purse and my backpack. Somehow I managed to stuff nearly 50,000 pesos into my wallet and my thrifty wife set out to save as much as she possibly could in our remaining time here. 

We visited Recoleta Cemetery at the urging of several pamphlets and guides. I was skeptical, but the cost of admission (for visitation purposes only) was well worth the price. The place was filled with huge, ornate mausoleums, most decorated with mammoth sculptures of angels, nymphs and assorted religious figures. Many were built with yard thick slabs of dark and gloomy granite. There were a few low bid edifices here and there, one even appeared to be a sheet metal cellar door like one you might have ducked into to avoid a tornado. Apparently there are a number of famous military figures, politicians and business leaders interred on the premises. We did pass by Eva Peron’s spot and learned her remains are buried 26 feet below the surface to discourage grave robbers. She was buried here 26 years after she died, having spent some time in Italy, Spain and her husband’s dining room. It’s a story worth a few minutes to read if you are in the mood. My favorite was the Salvador Maria del Carril tomb. She had such a terrible time being married to her husband, that she instructed the cemetery to situate their seated statues so that they would not ever have to face each other again. And they don’t.

Coincidentally, we happened upon a Louis Vuitton store after the cemetery tour. Unfortunately, their inventory was completely depleted, preventing us from benefiting from the huge savings our newfound conversion rate could have provided.

We finished off the day at a Tango Show in the San Telmo district. We had originally booked this as a Viator tour that included dinner and transportation. Having become comfortable with getting around on our own and hefting our full bellies, we canceled the dinner, grabbed an Uber for five bucks and paid for the same show with pesos. It was a pleasant experience, but obviously produced for the tourist crowd. Locals don’t really go out casually to watch people dance and sing in such settings. It was pushing midnight and deciding not to walk the dark and unfamiliar streets so late and alone, we grabbed an Uber back to our hotel. It was a sad little wreck of a car with a bad exhaust leak, no seatbelts and a driver that took tailgating to new levels of intimacy. We should have walked.

On Sunday, this time we did walk to San Telmo for the famous weekly street fair. There were hundreds of booths to enjoy with plenty of products, crafts and artwork that were new to us. We spotted a parilla that looked inviting. The waiter cut our steak with a spoon. The fries were the best yet. We were in another meat coma as we walked the couple of miles back to our neighborhood.

Monday came and, having run out of pesos to save, returned to the money changer for more. We walked to the Plaza Serrano district this time to admire the graffiti covered walls in the alleys. It was quite a hike, and we managed to find a little spot for steaks along the way. Serrano was interesting, but nothing more to write home about than what you just read.

We have a late afternoon flight to Lima and begin our Peruvian adventures tomorrow. Catch you there.

Alaska - The Reason

 

The Reason

I’ve been putting off writing this episode of our trip until it ends, but as endings tend to do, this one has ended.

The Alaskan weather today is exactly what we expected.  It’s heavily overcast and chilly, the sky densely clouded, and Mount Drum is hidden far behind miles of dark gray fog that has settled in for a long, damp and dreary presence.  The mosquitoes don’t care and are taking it out on us.

As most of you know, I “lost” my daughter Jeni in 2002.  She wasn’t misplaced. She died.  It will be 20 years in just a few months. Long before that, in 1991, she ran off to Alaska for a summer of fun, dig the land and relish her life.  She and I corresponded by letter mail in those days.  Can you imagine how much I wish I had kept every letter?  I can. I did not.

My ulterior motive for this Alaskan summer was to connect with Jeni in ways I had not done before. My wish was granted.  I’ve felt her beside me as we drive these empty roads, walk the scratched out trails and enjoy the friendly and pleasant nature of so many people we’ve met here.

My emotions have been on edge more often than not, and it’s a feeling I’m not used to.  Soon after we arrived in Copper, we learned our dear friend Dean had suffered the untimely death of his brother.  I called him with condolences and found myself weeping over the passing of a man I’d never met.  I’ve felt my eyes welling up here and there listening to people talk about their children. With a small group of fellow veterans and a slightly larger audience in attendance, I participated in raising the flag to full mast at noon on Memorial Day. My voice cracked as I made some brief remarks in honor of those who had died serving our country.

It's no surprise that Jeni was a wild child and free spirit from the start until the very ending of her short life.  She was born at the very apex of the '60s revolution, the spawn of love struck teenagers without a whit of parenting skills. Jeni's lullabies were listening to Cass Elliot belting out ballads from the living room Kenwood.  She knew the words to “Nights In White Satin” before she learned her alphabet. She saw Jimi Hendrix when she was two. Jeni told me the first car she could remember us owning was our 1963 VW microbus.  And I can recall driving her to parks and playgrounds in that old wagon.  I wore a Nehru jacket and had a full head of hair.  We dressed Jeni in striped denim bell bottoms, madras tops and leather headbands. Jeni always found the steepest slide, fastest merry go round, and wanted to be pushed so high on the swings that the chains would slacken at the top of each climb. By the time Jeni became a teenager, she was well equipped to emulate the undisciplined, random and live for today lifestyle in which she grew up. I encouraged her to do it.

And that takes me back to the reason I wanted to spend so much time in Alaska.  I didn’t want just a trip. I needed more than a cruise stop. It could not be a vacation.  I wanted to live here, work here, suck it up and experience life in this place as she did.  I was hoping to connect with my daughter again. I wanted to feel her close to me. I needed to know that she was still more to me than a memory.  And it happened.  Jeni is. She’s not was.

I’ll let Jeni close out my Alaskan story as if it were hers with this letter she wrote me in 1991.  She was 23 and free.  How very much I wish it had been me.

July 22, 1991

Hi Dad.  I'm still just surviving here in Kenai. I finally found work on a dock pitching fish out of boats. It's only part-time, only when boats come in - which is not often enough. The work here won't be lasting too much longer either. It's quite the bummer and though the work and money situation is not as planned, I'm having a pretty decent - if not different - summer here on the coast of the Kenai peninsula. At the moment I'm relaxing in a small camper trailer with four of my newly acquired friends. We're in Kasilof, a town without a town, about 25 miles outside of Kenai off a gravel roadside. Today we've been fighting complete boredom with complete insanity. We're all quite the artists and music junkies. So after a vicious game of poker using pieces of paper as chips, I drew a different picture on each new chip acquired.  Others followed suit and soon we were all quite absorbed in drawing our different interpretations of reality.  Been listening to various alternative artists today.  Eating fried biscuits with honey and rolling Bugle Boy cigarettes. Times are hard.  Haven't had a dime for a week. My daily luxuries of Kool cigs and a few coffees is now only a dream of previous times. Raw top ramen has been my best meal this week.  Wow.  I myself feel shocked at the limits I've overcome in this eternally long period of life.

What's next? A question in my mind whenever I'm not thinking of my recent romance. The two thoughts are like night and day. One vague, confusing and unstable, the other bright, fun-loving and true. As mentioned, the carnival was not the right choice. I came back to Kenai after 4 days. I plan to leave Kenai on the first weekend in August to attend the Talkeetna Bluegrass Festival in Talkeetna. It's the best thing in Alaska to do overall. I'm not sure if I'll come back to Kenai or not. Like I said the money is nil and I don't even know if I'll be leaving Alaska by Summer's end. If I do manage to get out before October I'll take the ferry down to Seattle and then hitch back to San Fran and stay with Lilly for a while to get it together. 

But who knows? Anything could happen. Life continues on cycling and turning me in different directions as each new day begins with unlimited possibilities.

Well just thought I'd write a short note from the land of green bears and purple mountain skies.

Hope all is well and to hear from you again soon.

Alaska - Week 4

 

Gone Fishin'

With our off street parking secured at the Bear Claw, we’ve gained even more confidence in running down to Valdez for sightseeing, dining and fun.  I mention the ride as a short one, but it’s actually about two hours on a mostly deserted highway, over a mountain pass and a full time watch for both driver and copilot keeping a lookout for wildlife on the roadway.  Sunday night we encountered three moose and had to creep through heavy fog going over the pass.

Last week, we braved the trip to take a small ship out to view Columbia Glacier. We parked Wanda at the Bear Paw for $5 and felt good about the plates being off the street.  I had expected the glacier tour to be my big news of the day, but the late afternoon brought a much bigger story.

We had dinner at a Thai food truck and decided it was the best Thai in town.  It’s the only Thai in town.  Jared, the company driver, met us briefly for a chat, then we spotted two young ladies from the Lodge we call the “Alabama Girls”.  The pair, Sayleen and Tawny, might weigh in at 160 pounds if both were on the scale.  They are lanky ladies, thin as rails, have deep southern accents and came to the show with two equally scrawny young rebels to keep them warm and entertained.  We were surprised to see any of them galavanting around Valdez, knowing none had transportation.  That mystery was resolved when we bumped into the whole gang, plus a few hangers-on partying heartily in the back of a U-Haul truck in the Safeway parking lot.  The group had chipped in to rent the truck, threw some chairs in the back from the lodge and scooted down to Valdez for a night (ok, day) on the town.  Four had crammed in on the big front seat; the rest of the gang apparently hung on for dear life, dodging sliding restaurant chairs in the back of the truck for the wild and bumpy ride over Thompson Pass and into Valdez.  Oh to be young!

But two days later, our Alabama girls and their Bama Boys were on the way to Anchorage, escorted by the company security officer.  Apparently they had been playing hooky in Valdez and the party continued back at the lodge until early the next morning. of the rowdy revelers found their way to work for their shifts.

Susan and I climbed into the truck briefly and learned that word had spread that our Lodge would be closing for the season in just two weeks. The reason given at the meeting we missed, was that we were too far removed from medical facilities on the chance we might be overwhelmed with covid positives.  Susan and I know the occupancy rate, can guess at the costs of being open and know our arithmetic.  Our night auditor friend said she was called in out of bed on the first of the month to get the final numbers up to corporate.  The shut down notice was received the very next morning.  We’ve concluded the official line to be a line.  Looks like we will be out of work on the 16th unless we take them up on moving to another lodge, and we are not inclined toward that direction.

We drove back to Valdez Sunday night and were on a fishing boat before six the next morning.  It took over three hours for the captain to get us out to his fishing spots in the Gulf of Alaska.  We fished for six hours and both of us caught our limit of two halibut and four rockfish.  We also snagged some other fish that did not count toward our quota and tossed back some yummy looking cod, unable to bring them onboard as they are out of season.  Susan’s grin was as big as I’ve ever seen it.  I think I had more fun watching her than catching fish.  Another three hours back crashing and banging over every wave back to Valdez were followed by visiting the “cutters” and packing house.  We are shipping 40 pounds of fish home.

Back from the trip, we resolved that we will return home rather than go to another lodge.  We signed up specifically and only for this location due to its remote location and small footprint.

Besides that, we’ve had our kicks.  It's a long flight home.  That's plenty of time to cook up a new adventure.

Alaska - Week 3

 

Help me Wanda.  Help, help me Wanda

We last left you with the news that while waiting for our flight to Los Angeles, we purchased, sight unseen, a car on the internet. A long weekend with family and enjoying the thrill of sharing in a celebration of our nephew's college graduation was an elixir extreme. Our flights back to Anchorage were smooth and on time, and Wanda’s (the car) seller met us at the gate. We followed him to a nearby gas station to consummate the deal. Lacking paper or printer, I had fashioned a bill of sale from inside the packaging of a tube of hand moisturizer. Everybody signed, money changed hands and we headed eastward and outward into the wild Alaskan terrain.

Just in case our little GMC Jimmy might have an appetite for fluids, we stopped at Walmart and picked up a quart of oil, a quart of transmission fluid, a pint of brake fluid and a gallon of antifreeze. We also bought a can of bear spray.  We nursed the car for fifty or sixty miles. I stayed in the right lane, kept below 55, watching the temperature and oil pressure gauges a lot closer than the speedometer. Susan kept her eyes peeled for moose. Steep mountains loomed at the halfway point, yet little Wanda putted sprightly up every hill, showing off plenty of compression for a gal her age. By the time we reached the Wrangell area, we were topping 70 now and then. The car tracked well and the brakes worked without a screech jerk or pulsation. The major annoyance was the de-studded tires on all four wheels. When taking curves or making turns, the metal studs buried in the treads roared like irritated lions. We made it back to the lodge around 830, enjoyed dinner in the “Two Rivers” dining room and hit the sack.

On Monday I drove to Glen Allen to fuel up and register the car. We had averaged 18 miles to the gallon on our trip, causing me to believe the engine operates normally. Unsurprisingly, all the idiot lights on the instrument panel are permanently illuminated, but we will refrain from “servicing the engine soon” or resolving the “anti lock brakes'' warning. There’s a hole in the dash where a radio once lived, but we get no radio reception out here anyway.

At the DMV, the clerk took one look at the title I produced, shredded it, then laughed when I showed her the bill of sale. She let me know the title had been replaced in 2017 and the seller had signed the line indicating a lien had been released rather than the ownership change. She told me I need to get the seller to order a replacement title, signed in the right place and mailed out to me. I did. Let’s see if he does.

As mentioned in a previous post, we’ve met the State Trooper who patrols this area. He’s the fellow who let Susan blast the siren on his patrol car. He warned me that when we go into the city of Valdez, it’s the locals who enforce the law. I decided it would be prudent in Valdez to back into parking spots so as keep the long expired license plate decal out of casual view. It seems there are many old and beaten down cars out here. Perhaps the old plates might help us blend in.

The work has been mostly fun and mildly rewarding. We get a real kick out of dealing with people. Susan tracked down a man’s water flossing charger at the Denali Lodge, arranged to have it put on a train to Whittier and be delivered to his ship cabin before he arrives. There’s an app required for ship passengers passing through Canada and I’ve spent a lot of time installing it on phones for codgers, scanning passports and vaccination cards in order to produce a QR code they can display to get into the country. I helped one lady with it the other night and she dropped off a thank you card the next day with a C note inside. How about that?

On the other hand, we’ve also had some real pistols to deal with. Guests headed to Valdez for transfer to the ship are tested for Covid here and we keep those testing positive overnight until an ominous black van comes for them the next day. We’ve had five positive tests and as most people are couples, we’ve hung on to as many as ten people who will miss their ships. Upon leaving the building one man threw his key across the counter as he blurted out insults. And a woman tossed hers, saying, “I should have spit on it”. It was all I could do to refrain from advising her that the past tense for spit is spat. We all smiled instead. It is interesting to see how different people deal with disappointment and the travails of travel.

We went to Valdez with Wanda last Sunday for kayaking in and around the port. I parked on the street with the tags facing the curb. It worked. Later, I stopped by an RV park and have made arrangements for “off street” parking for our next and future trips to town.

That’s it for this week. Fun continues to outweigh aggravation, and that’s the standard we’ve set for the continuation of our stay.

Alaska - Week One

Back to Basics

Basically our living conditions are basic. Very basic. We were told from the start that the housing was basic. And basic it is.

After two nights in the (now fondly remembered) Anchorage Westmark, we were tested for covid, waited for a thumbs up and boarded our bus to Copper Center. It was a five hour trip that included a shopping stop at Fred Meyers and a rest stop to view a massive glacier. The landscape and vistas on this bright and sunny day gifted everything that draws us to Alaska’s geography - stunning in every way imaginable. The mountains are completely covered in deep snow. The ones with higher peaks poke sharply into the sky, their edges silvery gray where the ragged inclines are too steep and extreme for snow to take hold. The more gentle mountains are so deeply covered in snow they can be mistaken for clouds. The shallow ones look like puffy pillows spread across the landscape. They are all giants on the horizon and magnificent, even as seen from many miles away

But back to the basics. Our quarters are one of three rooms sectioned off in a modular steel building the size of a mobile home. A second married couple has the other ensuite arrangement and two ladies from central Florida are sharing the end apartment. It also has a private bathroom, but theirs is located between us and the other couple. In order to avail themselves to the facilities, they have to walk outside and past our door to get where they are headed. We’ve termed the arrangement “private butt detached”.

We are a hundred yards or so from another building structured like a dormitory with shared rooms, laundry and a common area room. I’ve been going over there early every morning to catch up on our business and personal matters. There is no internet in our building. We are cautioned over and over again to be aware of our surroundings as the bears outnumber humans in this area by a ratio of 21 to 1. Even though the dumpsters and trash cans are bear proofed, there are plenty of enticing fumes emitting from these containers and the bears are accustomed to people being around. The big ones, if hungry enough, can rip the door off a car to get to leftover food left on a seat. We don’t take any food back to where we are living. Ever.

It’s been nearly thirty years since I have been exposed to working in a corporate environment and it turned out to be a big lesson in patience. I’m aware that while we are here for fun, we are working for people who are building their resumes and careers. The front line supervisors are all rookies, not one with a whit of experience in managing either people or workflow. That’s caused a struggle for me to keep my trap shut. We’ve endured presenters reading PowerPoint slides word for word - including the footnotes, meandering topics from non-existent lesson plans drifting from one unconnected subject to another, and tasks taken almost to completion, then interrupted by another project, the abbreviated session never to be seen again. The breaks have been randomly timed and coming more often than necessary. I eventually figured out the managers were sending us off so they could figure out what to do next. We’ve toured hotel rooms over and over again as if none of us have ever been in one and had out of date brochures read to us. It reminded me of my fourth grade reading class, except only the teacher got to read. I yearned to hear, “Jimmy, please read the next paragraph.”

I’ve only mouthed off a few times. Once calling out, “I can’t think this slowly”. Susan cringed. In a private session, I told a supervisor that if we all continued to learn at the pace of the least competent person on the team, that’s the level of competence we would all achieve. She failed to get the point. The days of job training were executed without a single lesson plan, agenda or schedule. One morning we were sent on a “team building” scavenger hunt. The clues directing us to each bag containing the piece of a puzzle had been placed inside the bag at the location at which the clue directed us. Yes, you are reading that right. It was an easter egg hunt. More than once, I thought the experience in toto might be more than I was willing to take.

In fairness to the operation, the property has been closed since the Fall of 2019, seemingly abandoned by whoever was there when covid came about. None of the upper or middle managers had ever been assigned to this particular hotel before. The result is everything being learned at the same time by nearly every person and the junior supervisors attempting to teach subjects they had only seen themselves a few days in advance of our arrival.

Susan and I took to walking around the parking lot at every break and have been trekking three miles every day down to the main road and back in an effort to unwind and keep fit. It’s an easy downhill stroll to the Richardson Highway and a long and grueling climb back up the hill. We’ve also taken to wearing bear bells, laughing and talking loudly with our little band of walkers as we go merrily along.

We made an all day trip to Valdez on Sunday. The scenery was far beyond incredible as we crossed the high pass between us and the town. We stopped three times for photos and to enjoy the cold, fresh air. It is exhilarating to be here. We ate at the Fat Mermaid and watched some fishermen come in from twelve hours of angling on the ocean. They had a nice haul of halibut. With our training days behind us, we are expecting to be enjoying the fruits of our endeavor very soon. We’ve been briefed on three tours and the operators have welcomed us to come along any time we are off and they have room to take us. The salmon will start running in a few short weeks. We intend to greet them with hooks and nets.

I was impressed and amazed to see the property come together just hours before opening day. I would not have bet a dollar it would be done. I guess it’s another lesson and new appreciation for those in the hotel and hospitality business. They know what they are doing. Every chair and bench was dust free and freshly polished, the slate floor sealed and buffed, the parking lot cleared of snow and debris and the fireplace fueled up and ready to go. The restaurant was in full operation. We had two test dinings and a buffet meal to help the new servers get the hang of their jobs.

Susan and I left Thursday morning for a four hour shuttle ride back to Anchorage to catch our flight to Santa Ana. We missed opening day and the new friendships that have blossomed. It’s a really good group of young, old and in between people. We’ll be back Sunday night.

It was not easy to feel so confined for so long for either of us, so we bought a car on Facebook Marketplace sight unseen while waiting for our flight. We’ve dubbed the car Wanda. She's a beater with a heater - a 99 GMC Jimmy with purportedly 158,000 miles on the clock. The seller is meeting us at the airport when we get back Sunday and we are driving it out to Copper Center. He promised me the brakes work and that it has headlights and blinkers. That might well be our next adventure. I’m sure you’ll hear about it.

Alaska - Week Minus One

Our Hand is Called

A better explanation escapes me. All I can tell you is that on a cold and rainy afternoon in Ponta Delgada early last November, we decided to stay in, started browsing the internet, got distracted by Alaskan National Park photos, remembered past conversations with people we’d met who’d taken summer jobs there - and poof! We found and completed online applications to work at the smallest and most remote wilderness lodge operated by Princess Cruises.

Three weeks later, back home and the fateful afternoon forgotten, I received an email from Princess acknowledging our applications and requesting phone interviews. Our names had been drawn from the hat. Tara, our interviewer (and presumably our boss) went straight to the benefits and conditions of employment. She indicated the housing was “basic” (I’m imagining modular buildings), the meals “good” (I’m thinking school cafeteria) and wifi provided (I’m guessing slow). She cautioned us that not all couples' rooms have attached baths and that getting one would be by luck of the draw. Tara promised that should we complete the entire season, we would be entitled to a complimentary cruise on any Carnival Corporation line. (Susan fantasized about a Seabourn suite. I imagined a Carnival inside cabin below the water line)

The jobs were described as customer service at the hotel’s front desk with the most likely duties sketched out as helping guests select and schedule excursions and activities, pointing guests in the right direction and resolving problems (smiling through complaints). There was a not so subtle hint that we would be called upon to help with other duties, portrayed as “adding interest to the experience”. The term "team player" was bandied about rather loosely. Tara seemed oddly ready to hire us and my hunch was that her pickings must be slim.

On Pearl Harbor Day, we had Zoom interviews with Tara and went over the adventure again. I think she just wanted to see our faces to confirm our mugs were devoid of facial tattoos. We chatted for perhaps a half hour and concluded the call agreeing that we remained all in for the experience. She indicated that her group of recruits would gather at a company hotel in Anchorage on the 8th of May for a four hour bus ride to Copper Center on the 9th. I checked out the hotel and figured it to be a warm up for the basic accommodations we would be facing at the lodge. Yet, we continued. Our hands had been called. I made plane reservations to Anchorage. We were going.

It was March before we confessed to anyone that we’d signed up for this gig, and started with friends in Mazatlán, about as far away from the scene of the crime as we could imagine. It went fairly well. We started telling others one by one. I dropped the news as an aside in a Facebook post. Some jaws dropped, a few eyes rolled, there was plenty of laughing. We saved family for last, knowing there are those among them with the power to have us committed.

There’s a pool forming (in case you want to get in) on just how long we will last. The predictions I’ve heard range from three to seven weeks. On one hand, I know we are always up for nearly any adventure, get high kicks from doing things we’ve never done and we really do like Alaska. On the other hand, our attention spans are short, we’ve never stayed in one place anything near the four months this could last and there’s a high chance Susan might suffer from serious shopping withdrawals. I’ve also reminded myself it’s been nearly 30 years since I’ve seen a W-2, acknowledged supervision from others or been told when and where to be. It’s very likely those instructions will be coming from a person yet unborn when I saw my last pay stub.

Our plane leaves Saturday. We’ll keep you posted.